Searching for a Summer Replacement

I am going to be in my beloved Sicily from mid June through the end of August. Actually, we will be spending a week in Milan and Rome doing some site seeing too. Unfortunately, I will not be able to Blog for 9 weeks. At the current rate, the Bratter Blog should be up to one million viewer (give or take a million) by June 15th. As a service to my countless readers I have decided to do a search for a summer replacement for me.


Qualifications: Lazy, Lucky, Lovely to look at, Lame, Light hearted, Lusts at lookers, Late to work and a Lover.

Sex: Yes
Writing skills: Not necessary
Financial Qualifications: Not bankrupt
Availability: June 15-Aug 20th....24/7 (would also be required to post ass off on message boards)

Pls send responses to this Blog...All inquiries will receive prompt replies, unless your credentials suck.